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NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for 1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

*NEWSFLASH* A lepor was reported to have visited a prostitute.On his way out he said "KEEP THE TIP!"

*NEWFLASH* Snow white has been chucked out of Disney Land.She was reported to have pulled up her skirt sat on Pinocchio's face & shouted "LIE BASTARD LIE!"

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells.unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!

NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.


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