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The Number 11 (September 11th)

If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the past
few weeks, you will love David's response to it.

I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!! Make sure you read
beyond the Original Letter!

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.

119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11

Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11

The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More....... State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union

New York City - 11

Letters Afghanistan - 11 Letters

The Pentagon - 11 Letters

Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in

Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11

Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David
Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no
..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED
CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it,
too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July
4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4!

~ Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also

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