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My Perfect Job


My Perfect Job!



My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate.


Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so
they gave me the axe.


After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it... mainly
because it was a so-so job.


Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.


Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life but
I just didn't have the thyme.


I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.




My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.




I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.


Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.


I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.


I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.


So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
job.


After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in

it.




My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always
the same old grind.




SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!



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