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University Law School
Rod grew up in Ottawa, then moved away to attend university and law school.
He decided to come back home because he felt he could be a big shot here.
He really wanted to impress everyone, so he returned and opened his new law office.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway.
He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door, Rod picked up the phone.
He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not.
You tell those clowns in Toronto that I won't settle this case for less than one million.
Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week.
I'll be handling the primary arguments and the other members of my team will provide support.
Okay, tell the Crown Attorney that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
The conversation went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Rod rattled instructions.
Finally, Rod put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I'm from BT and I came to hook up your phone".
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