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REDNECK DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION


REDNECK DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION



Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)



[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue



Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)



Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right



Occupation:

[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic

[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress

[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician



Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Spell S-P-O-U-S-E __________________________



Relationship with spouse: (Check All That Apply.)



[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Son

[_] Father [_] Daughter

[_] Cousin [_] Pet



Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___



Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)



Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)



Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

__ Total number of vehicles you own

__ Number of vehicles that still crank

__ Number of vehicles in front yard

__ Number of vehicles in back yard

__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks



Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ kitchen

____ bedroom


____ bathroom

____ shed



Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 196___



Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:






Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer


[_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide


[_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun


[_] Armed and Ready!



___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO



How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not Applicable



How many teeth? ___



Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow


[_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown


[_] Black

[_] N/A



Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man



How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] What's a paved road?



Signature (X will
do)_______________________________




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