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Dead Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out

across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting

it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of

the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal

lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of

the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The

driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a

man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps

out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel

terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and

killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and

pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead

rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the

rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of

them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit

stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road

another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and

again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and

demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that

rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can

read the label. It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(This is bad!)

(You know you could just click off and not read the punch


(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance!)

(OK, here it is)

....It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds

permanent wave."

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