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Dead Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting
it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of
the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of
the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps
out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel
terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and
pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead
rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the
rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit
stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and
again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and
demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that
rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can
read the label. It says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch
line)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance!)
(OK, here it is)
....It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."
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