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Inside An Assassin's Mind


Inside an Assassin's Mind

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his
every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and
does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across the
street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to
go.


Noon comes, no dictator... 10 minutes longer... no dictator.


One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened
to him."



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