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Old People Do Forget


Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand,
while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need
to put it away, or start making a sandwich."


The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way
down."


The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that
problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then
said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"



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