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The Mightiest


The Mightiest

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and
cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle
animals?"


The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"


Later, the lion confronts a wildebeast and fiercely bellows,


"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"


The terrified wildebeast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the
mightiest animal in the jungle!"


On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,


"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"


Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams
him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feeling like it'd been
run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion until it
looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away.


The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after
the elephant,


"Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
pissed off!"




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