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Statement of Love

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss....

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck... I want you

4. Kiss on the lips... I love you

5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me

8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps....

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good

3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is to stare

Article 3: The Commandments....

1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue so
open up your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

That was the first letter. This is the second one:

WELL...here's a few reasons why guys like girls!

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. the ease in which they fit into our arms

5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all
worth while

8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. the way they look good no matter what they wear

10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you
think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. the way her hand always finds yours

13. the way they smile

14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just
had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
that an hour later....

16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. then the way they apologise for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way apologise when it does hurt...(even though we don't admit

23. the way they say "I miss you"

24. the way you miss them

25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would
die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in
your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When
you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a
million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is
inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them
reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the
heart. A feeling. Only felt.

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