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Tendjewberrymud


Tendjewberrymud

A funny from "the other side of the world" - Sunny Baku - only 10 time
zones away...

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation......

Read aloud for best results. The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
published in a Far East English Review.



Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"


RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"



RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"



RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."



RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."



RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"



RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."



RS: "One Minnie. Ash ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever
you say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud."

G : "You're welcome!"



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