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A Painter Called Jock

There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making
a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee
bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually
the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of
their biggest buildings. Jock put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he
got the job. And so he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks,
and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with

Well, Jock was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed
when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, and the sky opened, the
rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and
knocking Jock clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn, among the gravestones,
surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Jock was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on
his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?" And from
the thunder, a mighty voice spoke...

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"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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