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Lone Ranger & Tonto
Subject: Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After
a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
do...Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just
thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die
from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel
better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running
circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to
finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into he bar and
asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this
time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART...)
"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin"
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