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Tiger Woods, Driving and Golf Tees!!


Tiger Woods, on the way to the Canadian open was driving through the Quebec
country side when he noticed he was getting low on gas. He pulled into a St-Cibolac
gas station, got out of his Volvo and waited for the attendant to show up. A few
moments later, Jean-Guy walks across the lot and asks: "'Allo, what can hi
do at you sir?"



"Fill it up please" replies Tiger.



Jean-Guy, looking the car over says "'Stie dats ha nice car dat".



"Thanks" says Tiger, "It's my new Volvo".



The tank now full, Jean -Guy looks over to Tiger and says "Dats twenty-two
dollars please sir".



Tiger reaches into his pocket and pulling out a wad of bills, drops a couple of
golf tees on the ground. Jean-Guy, unfamiliar with golf, looks at the tees, then
at Tiger and says: "What da 'ell are doze?"



Tiger explains "Those are tees. I use them to support my balls while I'm
driving".



Jean-Guy looks up at Tiger and smiling he says "Tabarnac, doze guys at
Volvo, dey tink of everyting..."


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