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A Scotsman, Englishman and Claudia Schiffer
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a
tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages
and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of
a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and
the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his
hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and
actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bastard
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