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Finally, A Smart Blonde Joke..

A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the loans officer. She says
she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The
bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the
blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and
its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
collateral against a $5 ,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to
drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks
later, the blonde returns, repays the $5000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000? The
blonde replies...."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two weeks
for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart
blonde joke.....

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