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Frog and The Bank

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate
that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms.Whack, I'd like
to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his
dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will
need some collateral to secure the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use
as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and
disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use
this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what the heck is this?"

(Are you ready for this............. ???)

The bank manager looks back at her and says:

"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack; give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."

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