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The Ex-President


A Marine colonel, on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual. Nothing's even moving." He noticed a police officer walking back and
forth between the lines of cars, so he rolled down his window and asked,
"Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replied, "The
Ex-President is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to
New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway, and he's
threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his
family hates him, and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house. We're
taking up a collection for him." "Oh, really? How much do you have so
far?" "About three hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."


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