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Killer Biscuits Wanted


KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)



Brenda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been
at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed
that Brenda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if
she was okay, and Brenda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,
and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Brenda
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found
that Brenda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury
biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes,
Brenda is a blonde.


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