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The Pope and the Queen of England
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to
make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, "Did you
know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person
in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal wave elicits cheering
from every English person in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone
wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do.
"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but
will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day with
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand
and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slaps her.
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