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The Cell Phone!!!

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up,
and the following conversation ensues:


"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat. It's Only $1,500! Can I buy it?"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like."

"Thanks Sweetie. I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a
really good price… and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 ... "

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else... It might sound like a lot,
but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent
this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have enough in the
bank to cover the downpayment."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"

"Bye. I love you too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and calls out:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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