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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart



50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

a.. New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

b.. Canadians plant gardens.



40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

a.. Californians shiver uncontrollably.

b.. Canadians Sunbathe.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

a.. Italian Cars won't start

b.. Canadians drive with the windows down



32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

a.. Distilled water freezes

b.. Canadian water gets thicker.



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

a.. New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

b.. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

a.. Hollywood disintegrates.

b.. Canadians rent some videos.



-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

a.. Mt. St. Helens freezes.

b.. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

a.. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

b.. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

a.. Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

b.. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

a.. Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

b.. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

a.. Hell freezes over.

b.. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


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