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Idiot Olympic Questions
Idiot Olympic Questions:
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and the witty answers that go with them.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how
do the plants grow? (UK)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who
themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower...
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed...
Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwinor Or Darwin to Perth - to
avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a
year ago to get there in time for this October...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: And accomplish what?
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for
a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: I'm not touching this one...
Q: My client wants to take a steel pooper-scooper into Australia. Will you let
her in? (South Africa)
A: Why? We do have toilet paper here...
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest ofus...
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No. Everybody stinks.
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: Yes, but only in sporting supply stores, peoples' garages, and most national
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: This HAS to have been asked by a blonde...
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is
smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Yes. At Christmas.
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
A: Another blonde?
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake
A: I love this one...there are no rattlesnakes in Australia.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face North and you should be about right.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Americans have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria
Q: Are there places in Australia where you can make love outdoors? (Italy)
A: Yes. Outdoors.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
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