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I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said
she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for credit card number, so she
was using the ATM "thingy".
I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and
for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not turn on.
1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax machine?"
2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all
she received was a cover sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to
read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door
unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant
convenience store) would have a battery for this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just the remote 'thingy,'" she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now.."
User: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
User: "How do I know when it's ready?"
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing
and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
"What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," she told him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on
the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system Administrator trying
to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory
named "i386." He started to type it and paused, asking me
"Where's the key for that line thing?" I asked what he was talking
He said, "You know, that one that looks like an upside down exclamation
mark." I replied,
"You mean the letter "i"?" And he said,
"Yeah, that's it!"
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole
thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager
what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, then
went in back to make a sandwich.
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