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Three Handsome Male Dogs
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful,
enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at
the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides
to be kind and tells them
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and
"cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination
or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as
dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco
Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says,
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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