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This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for
her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt
there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he
knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."
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