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Going to the Bathroom
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers
went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses
and the supporting industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of
the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no
choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their
armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be
in the fifth," she said.
"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver
Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."
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