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life according B.Gates

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this one.

To anyone with kids of any age, or anyone who has ever been a kid, here's
some advice Bill Gates dished out recently at a high school speech about 11
things they don't teach in school.

He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a
generation of kids with no concept of reality, and how this concept set them up
for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair...get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 /year right out of high school. You won't
be a vice-president with a cell-phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.

Rule5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
word for flipping burgers -they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up it's not your parents fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening
to how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of
your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
hasn't. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you
as many times as you want to get the answer right. This doesn't bear the
slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers and
Christmas break off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find
yourself. Do that on you own time.

Rule 10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to work.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

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