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The Second Wife


A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"



"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need
companionship."



"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"



"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess
she would."



"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"



"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last along time, so I guess she would."



"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"



"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."




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