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Bank Robbery


Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2, 1999:



"Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to
see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked
the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla
pudding.



As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes
were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach.



The newspaper headline read:



IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING


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