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70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said,
"George, everything looks great physically. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have
poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light
goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine.
Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light
George's wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing
in the refrigerator again!".
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