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As Ive Gotten Older
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it
only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless
we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot
of money to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are
taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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