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To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple who loved golf
booked a weekend at St. Andrews, Scotland.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Darling, I have to
confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing.
I hope that you can forgive me".
His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are
What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband,
"Darling, since we're being honest with each other, I have something to
tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a
man before we met."
The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away,
broke the rest of his clubs one by one, screamed and ranted, You liar, you
How could you??
"I trusted you, and you have been playing off from the
ladies' tee all these years!"
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