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During World War II…


An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession.
"Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."



The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you
have no need to confess."



"It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her
sexual favors."



"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the
Germans had found her. Heaven, in its wisdom and mercy, will balance the good
and evil, and judge you kindly. You are forgiven."



"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more
question."



" And what is that? "



"Should I tell her the war is over?"


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