Home » Funny Stories » Ducks
Rate this
Good
10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1
Bad
Send to friend
Like it? Send it to your friends,
and make them laugh

« Show Prev Story « Im feelin lucky » Show Next Story »
Views : 2412   Rating : 5.9   

Ducks


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." 



So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. 



It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman
accidentally steps on one. 



Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" 



The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing,
and with him is another extremely ugly man. 



He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman. 



The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. 



She manages to go months with out stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most 
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on...very tall, tan,  muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them 
together without saying a word. 



The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" 



And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did , but I  stepped on a duck."




« Return to Funny Stories