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The Buffalo-Beer Theory
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on Cheers:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move fast
as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cell first. In this way,
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.".
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