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Local welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very
wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have
to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are
provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and
you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The
salary package is $200,000 a year."
The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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