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Parents' Dictionary


Parents' Dictionary:



AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex
again.



DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.



FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance

apart

to keep you on the edge of financial disaster



FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained
carrots



FULL NAME: what you call your child when you are angry with him /her



GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right



HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word



INPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid



INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say



OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings



PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.



PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
into it



SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented then yours



STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your
last baby's pacifier by blowing on it



TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas



TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those
familiar grunting noises.



VERBAL: to whine in words



WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house


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