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Oh....Dem poor Newfies
Elmer and Huey, from Newfoundland, were visiting a relative
in Flin Flon, Manitoba. Walking along Main Street they see a
sign in a store which reads,
"Suits $5.00 each,
shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 per pair."
Elmer says to his pal, "Huey "LOOK! Lord tunderin'
Jasus, we could buy up a whole lot o' dem, and when we get
back to The Rock, we could make us a fortune. Now listen up
der. When we goes into the shop, you keep yer yapper shut,
eh!. Just let me do all the talkin and fang danglin, 'cause if
dey hear our accent, dey might not serve us. Eyes be given
them me best Ontario drawl."
They go in and Elmer says,
"Excuse me sir, but I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100
shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.
I'll back up my pickup and....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You guys are from
Newfoundland, aren't you."
"Yah," says a surprised Elmer. "How come you
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
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