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A Chinese restaurant owner gets married


A Chinese restaurant owner gets married
- and she's a virgin. Truth
be told, he is none too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she hides naked
under the bed sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring:

"My dalling" he says, "I
know dis yo filst time and you velly,
velly flighten. I plomise you, I give you
anything you want, I do
anything, just anything you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he
says, trying to sound experienced, which
he hopes will impress his
virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he
waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure:
"I want... numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from
him: "You want... Beef
wif
Bloccoli?"



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