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pet dachshund


A wealthy
man decides to go on a safari in Africa.
He takes his faithful pet dachshund along
for company. One
day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies
and
before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.


So,
wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious intention of
having lunch. The
dachshund
thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!"


Then he
notices some bones on the ground close by,
and immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with
his back to the approaching cat.


Just as the
leopard is about to leap,
the dachshund exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
I
wonder if there are any more around here?"


Hearing
this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride,
as
a look of terror comes over
him, and
slinks away into the trees.


"Whew,"
says the leopard. "That was close.
That
dachshund nearly had me."


Meanwhile,
a monkey who had been watching the
whole scene from a nearby tree
figures he can put this knowledge to good
use and
trade it for protection from the leopard.


So, off he
goes. But the dachshund sees him heading
after the leopard with great speed,
and
figures that something must be up.


The monkey
soon catches up with the leopard,
spills
the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The leopard
is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my
back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine."


Now the
dachshund sees the leopard coming with
the monkey on his back and thinks,
"What
am I going to do now?"


But instead
of running, the dog sits down with his back
to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
seen them yet...
and
just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says,


"Where's
that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour
ago
to bring me another leopard."




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