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Three Kiwis and three Aussies


Three Kiwis and three Aussies are
travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy tickets
and
watch as the three Kiwis buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel
on only one ticket?" asks
an
Aussie.

"Watch and you'll see," answers
a Kiwi.

They all board the train. The Aussies take
their respective seats
but all three Kiwis cram into a bathroom and close the
door behind them. Shortly after the train
has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
bathroom
door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single
arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Aussies see this and agree it was
quite a clever idea. So after
the conference, the Aussies decide to copy the Kiwis on
the return trip and save some money (being
clever with money, and
all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single
ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the Kiwis don't
buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without
a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie.

"Watch and you'll see."

When they board the train the three
Aussies cram into a bathroom
and the three Kiwis cram into another one
nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the Kiwis leaves his bathroom
and
walks over to the bathroom where the Aussies are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says,
"Ticket, please."



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