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between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union
denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's
One morning at
the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning
edition of the newspaper,
man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!"
There on the
sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a
local golf tournament.
The silence in
the room was broken by a union negotiator.
he said, "Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he
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