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Two strangers were seated next to each other
on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."  The second guy, who
had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and
said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"



"Oh, I don't know," said the first
guy. "How about nuclear power?"



"OK," said the second guy. 
"That could be an interesting topic.  But let me ask you a
question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. 
The same stuff, yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.  Why
do you suppose that is?"



"Jeez," said the first guy. 
"I have no idea."



"Well, then," said the second guy,
"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when
you don't know shit?"




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