|« Show Prev Story||« Im feelin lucky »||Show Next Story »|
The Smarter Sex
THE SMARTER SEX:
These are pretty good!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens
it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
« Return to Funny Stories