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Nun of that


A young lady decided she wanted to become a nun.  She applied to the
local convent and was told no problem, but there is one rule and that is
she is not allowed to speak.  She agreed and was enlisted.



Five years past and the Mother Superior says to the woman "You've
been here 5 years and haven't spoken...very good...you can say 2
words"



The woman replys "hard bed".



Five more years past and the Mother Superior says to the woman "You've
been here 10 years and haven't spoken...very good...you can say 2
words"



The woman replys "bad food".



Five more years past and the Mother Superior says to the woman "You've
been here 15 years and haven't spoken...very good...you can say 2
words"



The woman replys "I quit".



To this the Mother Superior replys "Just as well, you've done
nothing but bitch and moan since you've been here!"




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