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The Old Man
A woman walked up to a
little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help
noticing how happy you look," she said. What's your secret
for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs
of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gramme of
charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk
food, never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."
amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
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