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The Old Man


A woman walked up to a
little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.


"I couldn't help
noticing how happy you look," she said. What's your secret

for a long happy life?"


"I smoke three packs
of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gramme of

charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk

food, never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."


"That's
amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"


"Twenty-six."




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