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Prime Minister Chretien
Prime Minister Chretien was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the Rideau Canal below.
Before his bodyguards could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him
out of the water.
He was so grateful that he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
The PM says, "No problem. I send you dere First Class on Hair Canada."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Chretien says, "I get dem for you and evan have Michael sign dem !"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with built in TV and
Jean is a little perplexed by this and says,"But ya don look like you're 'andicapped
The kid says, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
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