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$100 an ounce


A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling 

like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on 

the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly 

Hills, $100 an ounce!" 



Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also 

smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the 

old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" 



About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her 

destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she 

leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends 

over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."




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