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$100 an ounce
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on
the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly
Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the
old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends
over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
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