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Dinner was my idea


The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of
delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail
box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some
met him at the door and invited him in for a drink.

As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened,
and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him
inside and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After
their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she prepaired an exquisite dinner
for him.

He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She
explained, "When I called my husband to tell ask him what we should give
you for your retirement, he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar.' Dinner was my
idea."




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